OK, I Have No Idea Where This Is Gonna Go So Just Fasten Your Seat Belts...

This is just so deliciously twisted it hurts!!!  Unless some of you have been vacationing on Mars and have missed this thing, let me fill you in...

Northwestern University, in Evanston, Illinois, one of the most priciest and pissy affluent private colleges in the solar system is now under fire from the Death Star.  This story has gone so viral it's totally beyond any kind of vaccine help.  I LOVE this!!!

It seems that their Sociology Department has a VERY popular class on human sexuality.  So popular in fact that it is taught in lecture pits.  WAY popular!!!  Well, of course it's popular.  We're human.  We're sexual.  We're primates with opposable thumbs, for chris'sake!!!  Hell, you put those four things together in a recipe and you have nothing short of a train wreck.  In slow motion.  With Rod Serling  doing a voice over.  In black and white...

So...  after the class has ended about 100 students hang out to watch a live demonstration of human sexuality.  Where a naked woman has a "sex toy" used on her by her fiance.  Sex toy???  Why, as Americans, are we afraid to use the term "dildo"???  Sex toy is totally ambiguous.  Dildo is a bit more specific.  But what if it wasn't a dildo?  What if it was an anal "probe".  Or something as strange as a "Clit-Blipper"?  Hell, I don't even know what that could be...  But I'm sure it makes a sound that goes "Blip!  Blip! Blip!".   Which has to sound just totally weird under the sheets!!!  NOT to be confused with that sound that Judy, the space-chimp from "Lost In Space" made, which was "Bloop! Bloop! Bloop!".  Which would have made it a a "Clit-BLOOPER".  Which may have made it a totally more exciting thing, but I just don't want to know...  Sorry, I am not taking that exit!!!

At this point the professor is up to his tits in shit and just waiting for the bell to ring so he can get back on his knees for the rest of the day.  He is so totally boned it hurts!!!  Can you say kiss your tenured ass good-bye???  This makes my seriously dry vaginal look warm, fuzzy, plump and moist!!!  You know what I mean...   Oh, just FMTT's!!!!