Ok, I'm old (already mentioned) and about as computer savvy as Granny Clampett (again, already mentioned) but I figure if I can find gigabytes of on line porn with just a few key strokes then I could manage a freaking blog. Oh how wrong the internet as proven me! First off, I sent an email to all of my friends with a link enclosed. Did it work? Hell no! It merely took them to my personal sign in page. I then sent them an update to cut and paste the address on to there prowser. Did that work? Hell no! I finally suggested that they just type the whole address onto there browser window. Did that work? Sort of..... Guess who was able to access my blog directly from the first link? A good friend of mine from Mexico. How the bloody hell does this mess work from Mexico but not from the US? Madria e Dios!!!! I remember phones with cords on them, phones with rotary dials, carbon paper, even manual typewriters for Christ's sake. You would think I would know how to manage a damned Blog, but NO!!! It's not like I'm trying to use a damned Blueberry or a freaking BlackRay or something. All I want to do is contact the damned world thru sippy-cup space and spread the word of angst and quiet resignation. Al Gore, where are you now that I really need you? Oh yeah, that's right, shagging a by-the-hour massage therapist in a seedy hotel in the Twin Cities. For THIS I voted for you???? (Tipper, sue his brains off and take him for everything!)
On an odd note, I already have a couple of followers to this insanity. God love you both and I hope you are as certifiable as I am because nothing says "watch out" as much as a crowd. Cocktails, anyone? My next hope is for some sponsorship from some really seedy on line porn sites. At that point I go viral! Again, Arianna, watch your back!
Donn
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