Surprisingly, this post is NOT about me and my other half. Read on.
I saw this story on the Web last night and it got me laughing so hard I peed. Which by the way is not at all unusual for a man of my age. Hope you all enjoy this one as much as I did.
I saw this story on the Web last night and it got me laughing so hard I peed. Which by the way is not at all unusual for a man of my age. Hope you all enjoy this one as much as I did.
SONORA, CA--A 70-year-old yard sale shopper is facing charges after police say things got a little out of hand at the sale.
Tuolumne County authorities say Jon Joslin was arrested on suspicion of assault with a deadly weapon after he hit another man over the head with a cornbread pan at the sale Friday.
A sheriff's spokesman said Joslin hit the fellow shopper with a 5-pound cast iron pan to keep him from getting to the sale first. It seems the two men arrived early at the yard sale and were walking up a long driveway when investigators said Joslin first attempted to trip the 64-year old Joseph Brown.
Brown suffered a head laceration but refused medical treatment.
Holy shit, how much do these two like yard sales????? I wonder if the police confiscated the pan as evidence. And did they have to pay the lady who was having the yard sale for it before they could? A geriatric rumble at a yard sale.... what next?
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