So, as you all know, I ride on the short bus when it comes to anything even remotely technologically advanced. Yes, my cellphone actually has rotary dial on it. I pretty much reached my technological plateau when we had things called cordless phones with big retractable whip antenna things on them. Those things were damned near the size of CB antennas. And that was in the house!!!
I'm a diehard Apple guy. Now I'm on a PC with Windows Fuckyouverymuch 2.0 Vista.... Do I need to say anymore??? But, the computer was a much needed gift from a dear friend when I was in dire straights and I thank her dearly. Butmygod, Windows. What a clusterfuck!!!
So, guess who has managed to eat up more than 70 percent of the available hard drive downloading porn on this computer in less than two weeks??? Ooops, my bad. But I make no excuses.
What can I say, I love prawns. No, wait. That should have been "I love porn." There. I've said it!!! No surprise, huh???
So, my poor computer is up to its nipples in peters (sigh...) and I was at at a loss. FMTFTYFF!!! And then precious little SeaSquirt came to my rescue and started offering me these things called flash drives. I was a bit apprehensive....
Well, an hour later and damned near 11 gigs of new memory at my disposal I am a happy camper. I am a man of acreage (not really). I had NO idea what those little puppies were capable of. OMg!!! I AM IN FUCKING HEAVEN!!!
How the hell can something half the size of a stick of gum actually manage to hold dozens of gigs of naked men doing the kind of things I like to watch??? Technology.... ahh, I'm baffled. But thankful.
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