OH, YEAH, THIS IS GONNA GO SMOOTHLY...

OK, I know some crazy people.   Hell, I'd have it no other way.  Think about it...

So, yesterday I bought myself a Ken Doll.  No, wait...  I bought myself a Kindle.  Or something like that.  I have no idea.  It lights up.  It does things.  I now have a wireless router for it.  Again, I have no idea.  I'm pretty much fucked with this thing.  I don't have a clue in the world what this thing is...   I just want it to sit in the kitchen so I can look at the latest recipe that I have found.  Yes, I am clueless and highly dangerous to say the least...

This nightmare includes me, a convicted felon and a mom.  Oh, lord, this is a cluster fuck from the word "go".  Now, the last two ain't so bad but when you toss me into that mixing bowl it just has to get sort of unsettling.  Bizarrely unsettling.  Again, I would have it no other way.  Oh, come on, how can you not imagine me with a convicted felon???

But it gets even stranger.  Not only do we have to get my Ken Doll up and running, with that weird router thing going, we have to upgrade my computer from XP to Windows 7.  Crap!!!  Just to be safe I have warned my insurance agent and have doubled my coverage.  Hey, it's called covering your ass...

Oh, lord...

Yes, I am a technological  idiot.  Hell, I want a cell phone that is rotary dial.  Yeah, it's that bad.  So, me, a mom and woman that has served hard time in the slammer are going to set down together and try to set me straight.  I use that term VERY loosely.    This is going to result in a sink hole at the very least if not a major earthquake.  Duck and cover!!!

That's what friends (fiends???) are for...

OH, GOOD LORD!!!

Yes, I am a cantankerous old fart.  An amazing bitch when I put my mind to it.  And at times very well armed.  VERY well armed.  It's amazing how much collateral damage you can inflict with a "spork" when you give it a go.  Trust me, been there done that...  heh, heh, heh...

If even a fraction of the story that is now coming out of North Korea is true then I have indeed been bested.

Apparently the fat boy from Pyongyang didn't just execute his uncle and a couple of associates, he actually stripped them naked and let 120 starving dogs go at them.  Eew!  Eew!  Just EEW!!!  From what is being reported this whole debacle took about an hour.  Eaten alive by starving dogs.  I wanna hurl!!!  Only in the nightmare of North Korea, a.k.a. The Democratic People's Republic of Korea (worlds largest oxymoron!!!), could you find a legally sanctioned form of execution known as "death by dogs".  ICK!!!  And I'm a dog person...

This rivals and possibly surpasses that scene from the second Hannibal Lector movie with the wild pigs.  OMG!!!  And you know that little SOB stood up on a podium and watched this nightmare unfold.  While eating Russian caviar and drinking vintage French wine.  Christ on a crutch, this was his uncle.  WAS being the key word...

He has just set a new (and very much lower) precedent.  He has somehow managed to make Stalin, Hitler and Pol Pot look warm and fuzzy.  He has single handily managed to reduce them to historical plush toys. Bloody hell, in the name of meat loaf!  What kind of a whack job is this monster???

It's time for some surgical strikes against this guy.  I want to see him reduced to less than what he is subjecting his people to.  Cold, wet, naked, homeless, hungry and cowering in a doorway in the dark with nowhere to turn.