OK, I know some crazy people. Hell, I'd have it no other way. Think about it...
So, yesterday I bought myself a Ken Doll. No, wait... I bought myself a Kindle. Or something like that. I have no idea. It lights up. It does things. I now have a wireless router for it. Again, I have no idea. I'm pretty much fucked with this thing. I don't have a clue in the world what this thing is... I just want it to sit in the kitchen so I can look at the latest recipe that I have found. Yes, I am clueless and highly dangerous to say the least...
This nightmare includes me, a convicted felon and a mom. Oh, lord, this is a cluster fuck from the word "go". Now, the last two ain't so bad but when you toss me into that mixing bowl it just has to get sort of unsettling. Bizarrely unsettling. Again, I would have it no other way. Oh, come on, how can you not imagine me with a convicted felon???
But it gets even stranger. Not only do we have to get my Ken Doll up and running, with that weird router thing going, we have to upgrade my computer from XP to Windows 7. Crap!!! Just to be safe I have warned my insurance agent and have doubled my coverage. Hey, it's called covering your ass...
Oh, lord...
Yes, I am a technological idiot. Hell, I want a cell phone that is rotary dial. Yeah, it's that bad. So, me, a mom and woman that has served hard time in the slammer are going to set down together and try to set me straight. I use that term VERY loosely. This is going to result in a sink hole at the very least if not a major earthquake. Duck and cover!!!
That's what friends (fiends???) are for...
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