This is just WAY too good to pass up!!!

OK, I don't know where to go with this one.   It's even too twisted for me, so you know it has to be good.   I'll just do a little cut and paste and let you decide for yourselves...

MIAMI (Reuters) – Burglars snorted the cremated remains of a man and two dogs in the mistaken belief that they had stolen illegal drugs, Florida sheriff's deputies said on Wednesday.

The ashes were taken from a woman's home in the central Florida town of Silver Springs Shores on December 15. The thieves took an urn containing the ashes of her father and another container with the ashes of her two Great Danes, along with electronic equipment and jewelry, the Marion County Sheriff's Office said.

Investigators learned what happened to the ashes after they arrested five teens in connection with another burglary attempt at a nearby home last week.

"The suspects mistook the ashes for either cocaine or heroin. It was soon discovered that the suspects snorted some of the ashes believing they were snorting cocaine," the sheriff's report said.

Once they realized their error, the suspects discussed returning the remaining ashes but threw them in a lake instead because they thought their fingerprints were on the containers, sheriff's spokesman Judge Cochran said.

Police divers were trying to recover the ashes. The suspects were jailed on numerous burglary and other charges.

OMG!!!  Eww!!!  No, wait...  SUPER EWW!!!   How dimwitted were these guys???   If it is sitting on the mantel, is bronze and is full of gray chunky stuff it is not, I repeat, NOT cocaine!!!   It is cremains!!!    Yes, they rhyme, but that's about it.   They are not similar.   Trust me, no matter how many times coke has been stomped on it just doesn't look like cremains.   And if it does, then you should NOT be snorting it!!!

What were these idiots thinking???   No, wait, they weren't...  "Hey, dude, we got some awesome speakers, a Blue-Ray, some jewelry and some stuff that doesn't look like coke at all.   Wanna snort a line or two???"   "Sure, dude, that sounds gnarly..."

And with that, America, good night and god bless...