Well, in my mind, nothing says Happy 4th of July quite like another concealed carry law. Today the REPUBLICAN Governor of Ohio signed a new concealed carry law into existence. This law is the most convoluted cluster fuck I have ever heard of!!! It does have some rather interesting "limitations" to it though...
1. You may only carry a concealed gun while you are in an establishment that serves alcohol. WHAT???
2. While in said establishment you are not allowed to consume alcohol. THEN WHY ARE YOU IN A BAR??? Hey, squirrel dick, what are you compensating for???
3. Since the weapon is concealed how does the bartender know you are packing heat? Answer: he doesn't. So he will happily keep you supplied in shots. An open container in a car is bad. Driving while drunk is bad. Yet, a concealed gun in a bar is good??? WHAT???
4. As an aside, this new law also allows you to openly have a totally accessible, fully loaded gun in the passenger seat next to you in your car as you speed home to catch the game!!! "Excuse me, sir, can I see your license and regis...". BAM!!! I would SO hate to be a traffic cop in Ohio right now!!!
The average American is a wild card at best. There are very few of us I would trust with house keys let alone a hand gun. And a concealed one at that. Especially in a bar. Where you "haven't" been drinking. I swear to god, with just a little more "help" from the Republicans we'll all be dead LONG before the meteor hits us...
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