Dear Goddess, help me!!!
I want to go after Bill Gates, Microsoft and this abhorrent, grey nightmarish thing called Windows 7 with a boat oar. One of those heavy solid hard wood things from the 1960's that had that leading edge made out of brass. I'm just trying to decide who I want to behead first.
I HATE pc's. They are like rotary dial pay phones. On the brown acid! I was lost on Windows XP. The "upgrade" to Windows 7 is nightmarish. I hope to the goddess that I die before I am forced to "upgrade" to Windows 8. Which by the way would make Auschwitz look warm and fuzzy from everything that I have heard.
I am now picking spare change off of the ground, sitting on street corners with my guitar case open and doing impromptu yodeling and stealing candy from toddlers to fill a jar with enough money to buy a new Mac. SO not a happy camper!!! Why in the name of the goddess did the world embrace Microsoft???
Just kill me, I have several boat oars at the ready...
No comments:
Post a Comment