Why don't I remember this happening on my birthday back in 1991? This was WAY big news!!! Just how lit was I that day???
Today marks the 20th anniversary of the arrest of Jeffrey Dahmer. Wisconsin's very own pedifile Hannibal Lecter. He was sentenced to life in prison after owning up to 17 grizzly murders in a confession that went on for 159 pages. He ate people. He had a freezer full of body parts. He had an alter made of human bones in his living room. He had sex with corpses (which, BTW is still not illegal in 'sconsin. WTF???). He wanted to turn his victims into his personal zombie minions. Zombie minions??? Jeffrey, you were way beyond three strikes!!!
He was beaten to death with a broom handle by a fellow inmate in 1994. Oh well, I guess what goes around comes around...
Today a detective who worked on the original investigation announced that he is interested in reopening the case. It seems Jeffrey spent some time in Germany in the Army in the early '80's and several unsolved murder and mutilation cases of underage males happened in the area where he was stationed at the time.
Here's the kicker. He worked at the Ambrosia Chocolate Factory in West Allis, 'sconsin. This loon made candy. Candy!!! Why the hell do they always have normal jobs???
How the hell did I miss his arrest???
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