DATELINE: Seattle, WA.
Some one please go check Charles Darwin's tomb, there must be noise coming out of it right now. Laughter to be exact...
Only in America... Some idiot in Seattle got caught up by his clothing on an escalator at the downtown Greyhound bus terminal and was actually strangled to death by his own shirt. Yes, I am laughing my ass off at the moment. In the name of god, dude, how fucking stupid were you??? This is the first time I have ever heard of escalator poisoning. Apparently this idiot lost his footing at the bottom of the down escalator and got caught up in the stairs and damned near got drug into the grate as the stairs go under. How the hell do you get strangled by your own shirt??? It's fabric. The stairs should have just shredded that thing off of you.
So, this guy is at the bottom of the escalator, being strangled by a moving set of stairs. People are behind him. They had to step over him at the bottom. Yeah, that must have been pretty... Did no one think to just tear the shirt off of this idiot??? Oh, wait, I forgot, Greyhound bus station. Usually not the brightest Crayons in the box at those places.
EMT's were called to no avail. Then they discover that the guy was WILDLY drunk and had an open bottle of brandy on him. Again, Greyhound bus station. Security cameras showed him staggering around the terminal prior to the accident. They also show him literally launching himself down the escalator. Hell, he probably didn't even know he was on the damned escalator. Dude you were killed by your own clothing!!!
Mr. Darwin, if you're listening... We have a winner on our hands!!!
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