Friday, September 10, 2010

The village called, they'd like their idiot back!

How in the bloody hell does America manage to do this with the efficiency and speed that it does?  I'm talking about the amazing amount of idiots that we seem to churn out!  Is there some secret assembly line out there that I don't know about???  Has cloning actually become successful???

That "pastor" down in Florida that wants to burn copies of the Koran.  OK, first off you idiot, it's spelled "Qur'an", NOT "Koran"!  If you're that vehement in your hatred at least do a spell check while you're at it!  And I say "pastor" because he no longer has a church, his parish fired him awhile back because he stealing from church coffers to support his lifestyle.  Yes, he does have "followers" left but so does Charles Manson!  This guy is such a disgrace that his own daughter refuses to talk to him anymore.  I hope that the last thing he ever hears is the sound of several jumbo jets heading at him!

We've managed to create the likes of Jim Jones (Kool Aid anyone?), those two ass wipes that tortured and murdered Matthew Shepard (and then tried a defense of saying their masculinity was threatened by Shepard's advances.  If a 5' 5" twink can threaten your masculinity then you've got  problems WAY bigger than him!), Fred Phelps (haven't heard of him?  Do a Google search, he's a truly wretched piece of work!), John Wayne Gacy (basement full of bodies), Westley Allen Dodd (serial killer and child molester.  He was so reviled that people actually threw a tailgate party outside of the prison the day he was executed! ) and our very own Jeffery Dahmer (serial killer and cannibal!).  I swear, about the only thing we haven't outsourced in this country is lunacy!

Anyone remember Dan White?  I do.  I was still living in San Francisco when the verdict came back on him.  He had walked into City Hall and murdered both mayor George Moscone and city supervisor Harvey Milk in cold blood and then hung around until the police showed up!  He was found not guilty due to temporary insanity caused by his over consumption of junk food.  Two murders and he walks because he liked the drive up window just a little too much???  That's when the riot started, literally. I was in the  protest march down Market Street that night but I never made it as far as City Hall.  I couldn't because I was running for my life.  Swat teams and riot police were everywhere, City Hall was being trashed and about a dozen cop cars were on fire by that time.  It was a fiasco.  Hundreds of protesters were hospitalized and even more were arrested.  The City felt so betrayed it was palpable in the air, even over the smell of the tear gas.  And Dan White was safe at home, watching it all on the 11:00 news.  Eating Twinkies.

Is it just me or do we have the market cornered on this kind of thing?  When did we degenerate into the Grand Central of "watch your back, I'm totally nuts and heavily armed"?  The truly sad part of this is that everyone of these loons was walking around in plain sight and looking normal to the rest of us.  When the hell did full-blown bat shit crazy but still holding down a productive job become the norm here???

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