Please, just stop laughing. It was not just a Jugo, it was a Yugo GT. That alone gave it almost 97 horsepower. OK, now I'm laughing.. This thing was a joke from the word go. Guess what? I bought it with a MasterCard... What was I thinking??? It was black and had racing stripes. On a Yugo. I must have been incredibly high!!! Again, what the hell was I thinking???
It got damned near 50 mph highway. And it had a hard time making it to that speed. Even on a downhill run. Off of a cliff...
My next car? Even worse. I bought a used 1974 Chevy Vega station wagon with fake vinyl wood grain paneling and a chrome roof rack. It was avocado green. Totally horrid looking little car. Yet I drove it for another 100,000 miles. Hey, sometimes shit just drops in your lap and you deal with it...
I have owned unbelievable huge big block V-8's, I have owned gutless little 4-bangers. I am driving one of those things at the moment. It is 12 year old Dodge Neon with a whomping 132 hsp. Oh, hell, growing up our lawn mower had more power than this thing. I hide in shame... I want a car engine so fucking big that it can go to Mars in less then three days.
Yes, my needs are simple
Just make it go!!!
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